My Irascible wife

Knowledge bore you,

you find logic simply illogical,

discussion - a futile exercise,

and humour is just a form of mocking,

you need to get your act right, my love

or else I have to resort to lying.

As much as I try to love you, I fail

But I am still trying.

You are spoiling the fabric of life

My beloved Irascible wife.

Don't just hear me out, listen

and there won't be any reason for crying.
I know your wings are clipped
and how much you love flying.
But then it is no reason to give up hope,
no reason is worth dying.